Why can't my husband ask me questions I am allowed to say no to? "No, please put that free cat back outside into the 10 degree weather." or even better, "If they can't keep it, why don't they take it to a shelter." Yeah, no way to say no without looking like an a-hole.
|Only smooch that 'stache if you want your face opened up.|
The cat, for its part was unsure about the new digs, so after peeing on my nice boots, it retreated to the basement for two weeks. Every so often one of us would go down there to break up a cat spat between this red-headed stranger and Floyd and cart the unwilling participant upstairs for some dog exposure and cuddles. At some point, we realized that weird bump on the cat's back at the base of his tail was actually a giant infected abscess which had recently popped and was now oozing pus everywhere! So there were like, giant holes in his flesh. It looked painful and gross and I wont post a picture but I'll send it to you if you really want to know.
|It is very difficult to take nice pictures of something that won't leave the basement|
|"Hello! I am here to make your floors even dirtier!"|
|"I will never forgive you for this"|